Sunday, July 20, 2008

PIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am getting a bit bored of posting about COD4 so its time to post about a real topic




Have you every wondered what is in pies ????
Well I have not but hey here is a recipe I found on the net.

3/4 C sugar
1/3 C flour
1/4 tsp. salt
2 C whole milk
2 eggs or 3 egg yolks
1 T. butter
1 tsp. vanilla
1 baked and cooled 9 inch pie shell
whipped cream to top pie

Well that was boring and copy and pasting so lets talk about different types of pie. I am making these off the top so I will miss a few.

Mince and cheese
Steak an cheese
Potato top
Steak
Mince
Bacon and egg
Chicken
Apple
Cream
Lemon cream
Chocolate cream
Banana cream
Banana chocolate cream
Cottage pie
Steak and kidney pie
Quiche (does that even count as a pie????)
Pot pie
Banoffee
Blackberry
Blueberry
Cherry
Custard
Pecan
Pumpkin
Rhubarb
Sweet potato pie
I can't think of any others so please help me out by making your own list.

M4 Carbine



M4

A really good gun with an amazing low kick back. It is not the strongest gun in the game (online) but offline when you receive this gun on the offline with the worlds best sight (sorry don't know what the sight is called) If I actually liked the offline version of the game I would just play the M4 missions over and over but the offline is horrible I will describe why later. Online this gun is still pretty good. I think the main plus for this weapon is its low kick back. I know its kick back is still higher than say the M16A4 (or any semi automatic or single fire weapon come to think of it) but still the recoil is good for a fully automatic assault rifle.

Accuracy: 3 /4
Damage: 1 and a half/4
Range: 3 /4
Fire Rate: 3 /4
Mobility: 2 and 1 half /4
Recoil: Low

Favorite classes

Gun: M4
Side Arm: Desert Eagle
Special Grenade: Flash
Camouflage: Red Tiger
Attachment: Red dot sight
Perk 1: Frag x 3
Perk 2: Stopping power
Perk 3: Martyrdom
Map: Ambush, Backlot, Bog, District, Showdown, Vacant, Broadcast and Killhouse
Game type: Headquarters, Team Deathmatch, Domination and Ground War

Gun: M4
Side Arm: Desert Eagle
Special Grenade: Flash
Camouflage: Red Tiger
Attachment: Red dot sight
Perk 1: Bandolier
Perk 2: Double tap
Perk 3: Martyrdom
Map: Ambush, Backlot, Bog, District, Showdown, Vacant, Broadcast and Killhouse
Game type: Headquarters, Team Deathmatch, Domination and Ground War

Gun: M4
Side Arm: Desert Eagle
Special Grenade: Flash
Camouflage: Red Tiger
Attachment: Acog scope
Perk 1: Frag x 3
Perk 2: Stopping power
Perk 3: Martyrdom
Map: Ambush, Backlot, Bog, District, Showdown, Vacant, Broadcast and Killhouse
Game type: Headquarters, Team Deathmatch, Domination and Ground War

I don't what it is with the acog scope I hate on most weapons but for some reason this combo appeals to me.

Here is a short video of the M4 in action....
Again on the PC version not the PS3 and I have not listened to this just watched it.

Saturday, June 28, 2008

DESERT EAGLE



Just a short video of some desert eagle kills on the pc version though not the ps3.

DESERT EAGLE

Its the best pistol in the game maybe even the best weapon. I have only called in a helicopter (7 kills without dying) once while only using this weapon but tell you what I would rather have a Deagle than any thing else in hardcore mods.

PROS:
Good Iron Sight
Good Power
Good Fire rate
Fantastic Accuracy
Can be used in any map with any weapon in any game mod with no affect on that class

CONS:
Can not be your main weapon (So can not equip red sight etc.)
Often run out of bullets if you go on a rampage with it
Can not equip a silenter (Although most of the time you wouldn't want when you fire this weapon with a 'bang' and listen for the 'tink' of a head shot)
Is unlocked at level 43 so if you are going round the prestiges (like most people do) you won't have the weapon for most of the game.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Birthday

My birthday in 1 month.

Sunday, June 22, 2008

COD4



G36c . The best assault weapon in COD4 (easily the best weapon in the game).
It's a very well balanced weapon not really leading into bad stats in one of the different divisions.
Accuracy: 8+ / 12
Damage: 7 / 12
Range: 9 / 12
Fire Rate: 7 / 12
Mobility: 8 / 12
Recoil: Medium
Reload Time: 2.1 seconds
Damage: 20-30
Hip Accuracy: Stand (3-7) / Crouch (2.5-6) / Prone (2-5)
I suppose on second thought it does lead in the favor of accuracy but thats not really a bad thats not really a bad thing.

My favorite G36c classes:

Name: Noob time
Gun: G36C
Side Arm: Desert Eagle
Special Grenade: Flash
Camouflage: Blue Tiger
Attachment: Noob tube
Perk 1: Noob tube
Perk 2: Overkill (Second weapon G3 with noob tube)
Perk 3: Martyrdom
Map: Ambush, Backlot, Bog, District, Showdown, Vacant, Broadcast and Killhouse
Game type: Headquarters, Team Deathmatch, Domination and Ground War

Name: Grenader
Gun: G36c
Side Arm: Desert Eagle
Special Grenade: Flash
Camouflage: Blue Tiger
Attachment: Red Dot Sight
Perk 1: Frag x 3
Perk 2: Stopping Power
Perk 3: Martyrdom
Map: Ambush, Backlot, Bog, District, Shipment, Showdown, Vacant, Wet work, Broadcast, China town, and Killhouse
Game type: Headquarters, Team Deathmatch, Free for all, Domination, Ground War, Sabotage, Old School Free for all, Cage match

Name: Silent
Gun: G36c
Side Arm: Desert Eagle
Special Grenade: Flash
Camouflage: Digital
Attachment: Silencer
Perk 1: Claymore x 2
Perk 2: UAV Jammer
Perk 3: Dead Silence
Map: Any
Game type: Hardcore search and destroy

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Me in the Future

My teacher told me to write about where I see myself in 10 years time. Well I don't want to write about that. Frankly, I don't want to think about it, yet. I have so many paths open to me so why shut the doors on them while I am so young.

I mean I have some sort of idea of the different fields I would like to work in. But the way the world is changing. A job I want to do today. May not exist tomorrow.


I really think that I will just take the subjects I like in school and university and see where life takes me. Whether it bet to a rich life as a pro golfer or tan every day job guy eating crisps off his chest who has a chocolate milk beard (as if I hate chocolate milk :] ). Or maybe something I would never had thought about today. I just don't want to set my path in stone before I have experienced the world.

Monday, June 16, 2008

Call of Duty 4

Hi Hi all. I am bit low on blogs so I am going to wright about the best online game I ever played (Notes. I don't play a lot of online games and therefore I am a little naive on the topic and what makes a good online game. I have never played counter strike so I can't argue that is the best. Also I don't like the offline of this game just the online. And finally this is all evaluated off the ps3 version.) So the game is Call of Duty 4 or COD4. I will go in to details about my favorite weapons, perks, maps etc later but to start of I will just do the best whatever in each category.
Best Assault Rifle: G36C
Best Sub Machine Gun (SMG): MP5
Best Light Machine Gun (LMG): RPD
Best Shot Gun: None. I hate them all
Best Sniper Rifle: Barret .50cal
Best Pistol: Gold Deagle (Gold Desert eagle)
Best Perk 1: This is hard to decide because it depends on the game mode but either Claymore x 2 or Frag x 3 or a noob tube (weapon attached grenade launcher)(Note if a noob tube is attached you can not use perk one that is why its classified in this category)
Best Perk 2: There is no way I can decide this I find all but one of the perk 2s use full in some mode or another.
Best Perk 3: Again I can't decide put I would have to say Martyrdom, Iron lungs or Dead slience
Best weapon attachment: Red dot sight or noob tube (noob tube is also considered a weapon attachment)
Best camouflage on a certain weapon in certain light: Blue tiger on a G36c in full sun light of the map Creek.
Best Map: This is a hard one because different maps are good for different game types but I would have to say either Creek, Ambush or Chinatown.
Best game type: Headquarters (duh)
Overall best combination: A guy with a G36c with blue tiger on it and a noob tube attached. Perk 1 non existent because of noob tube. Perk 2 being over kill so I can another main weapon instead of a pistol. The second main weapon would be another G36c with noob tube attached. Perk 3 being Martyrdom so I could drop a live grenade on death. Playing Headquarters on the map Creek.

Saturday, June 14, 2008

Super Pie

Super Pie flew over the hungry city of Pieopiles. Which is in the hungry state of Pie York. In the hungry country of the United States of Pie."What is that I spy through my pie hole" screamed super pie even though he didn't have a mouth. "A malnourished pie loving child in need" screamed super pie again, still no mouth. "Super Pie away" He screamed again, where is his mouth.

Pie went flying every where covering the entire pie city in even more pie. " Yes that will solve my problems pie is solution to everything super pie away.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Birthday

My birthday in 2 months.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

College

Mr Occonnel got impatient as he was waiting for his students to arrive, even though only a handfull would be coming. After 10 minutes, he heard footsteps in the auditorium foyer, he hurried up to the door and was horrified as he saw gabrielle stomp in, in overalls and workboots, "Hey Mr O, I got a job as a workman, neat eh" and she wandered off to the punchbowl, leaving Mr Occonel Speachless.As he got over the shock of gabreielle, he heard some more footsteps, he opened the door to find a hobo dressed in garbage bags. "Well, I knew he'd come back eventually" Said Mr Oconnell, He picked up a broom and began whacking seamus over the head, chasing him outside, he then picked up a sign saying "no hobos", stuck it on the window, and wandered off to greet a pie and a taco that had just walked in.soon after a meerkat wandered in, and was chased off by Zane(a crazy Pyromaniac), Grace(a weed addict), and Frankie(a drug supplier), all of whom were seeking revenge on the meerkat for banning them from the zoo.Then A black gangsta wandered in, followed by a firetruck, "hows it goin" said the firetruck, "hey Josh" everyone responded, but everyone fell speachless as the black dude said; "wassup my home dog g units from the west coast, WAT!!" everyone else looked at Josh "relax, its taylor", said Josh. everyone cooled down after that, untill..."Omg its Harry Potter and Michael Jackson!!" Yelled Scott. "Its Tubbs and Token" said Rory, looking very annoyed. "Someone told us that this was a dressup party" everyone began laughing, but turned round when there was a shout of laughter, and the pie and the taco were rolling around on the floor laughing."Settle down people, food and trash, and welsome to our schools first jubilee, you were our foundation students, and now your peers are the foundation of our new soccer field...""Oi Jackson, moonwalk away from this!" said Scott, and punched Vinay in the face. "ABRA CADABRA!!" yelled Rory, but Gabrielle Grabbed his wand and snapped it in half. A fight broke out, and when it had finished, Josh Rolled out with a broken windscreen, Scott and Luke with bite marks in them, Zane, Grace and Frankie had big cuts on their faces, all clutching pieces of meerkat, Taylor came out white again, And Gabrielle came out unharmed because she's a workMAN.Back in the auditorium, Rory and Vinay lay unconcious on the floor, towered over by Mr Occonnell."YOU TWO ARE VERY IRRESPONSIBLE, AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!.....And that was the first ever college, be sure to tune in for the 1/2 centenial....written by Josh, Taylor and Scott, but mainly Josh!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Word thingy ??

Tim could not believe it. Overnight, the world had changed from a overcast, dim mess to a ugly white wonderland. He walked outside onto the snow and gazed at it in horror. Tim always saw this in the ten minutes that he had been living in Auckland, and he hopped that he would never see it again. He spun around in the swirling white "swoosh swoosh" but regretted it when he fell over. He got up quickly "swoosh" , hoping nobody had seen him. Tim's annoying little girl sibling came sprinting out into the street, screaming with excitement. She begged him to help her make a snowman so they knelt on the pavement and started to scoop up as much snow as they could into a pail. After about an hour, the snowman was huge and Tim was freezing and pale. He quickly sprinted over the ice "swoosh", back into the house for some hot chocolate.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bull Picture

"I need the money. I have to do it. It will be easy". I kept telling myself. "There are rode clowns in there they will help me out. Slap a bull win a grand easy right?". I tried to reassure myself but I knew what I was doing was just too stupid. I walked through the archway and my eyes oppened wide as I stepped into the arena. Thousands of people starring down at me. Why was I doing this? Well it's to late to turn back now.

There is the bull only a few steps away should I run at it or slink over? I took a step towards the bull. The bull grunted slightly and ignored me. I dashed at the bull and slapped him on the hind. The bull reared and snorted. I leged it for the exit. The bull chased me down. After a few seconds I was at the exit. But the bull was right behind me > I felt his horn graze my back and my shirt was teared off. The shirt fell against the bull's eyes blinding him for a split-second. I glanced at the distance haze of the docks. That was my escape. I sprinted to thew docks and bounded into the water. I froze in fear as the bull pounded down the docks towards me. The bull dived into the water and I was hit by a colossal wave. I was smashed against a nearby boat. My head was pounding. As I felt two warm hands pull me out of the water and onto the deck. I passed out. But I was safe.