College

Mr Occonnel got impatient as he was waiting for his students to arrive, even though only a handfull would be coming. After 10 minutes, he heard footsteps in the auditorium foyer, he hurried up to the door and was horrified as he saw gabrielle stomp in, in overalls and workboots, "Hey Mr O, I got a job as a workman, neat eh" and she wandered off to the punchbowl, leaving Mr Occonel Speachless.As he got over the shock of gabreielle, he heard some more footsteps, he opened the door to find a hobo dressed in garbage bags. "Well, I knew he'd come back eventually" Said Mr Oconnell, He picked up a broom and began whacking seamus over the head, chasing him outside, he then picked up a sign saying "no hobos", stuck it on the window, and wandered off to greet a pie and a taco that had just walked in.soon after a meerkat wandered in, and was chased off by Zane(a crazy Pyromaniac), Grace(a weed addict), and Frankie(a drug supplier), all of whom were seeking revenge on the meerkat for banning them from the zoo.Then A black gangsta wandered in, followed by a firetruck, "hows it goin" said the firetruck, "hey Josh" everyone responded, but everyone fell speachless as the black dude said; "wassup my home dog g units from the west coast, WAT!!" everyone else looked at Josh "relax, its taylor", said Josh. everyone cooled down after that, untill..."Omg its Harry Potter and Michael Jackson!!" Yelled Scott. "Its Tubbs and Token" said Rory, looking very annoyed. "Someone told us that this was a dressup party" everyone began laughing, but turned round when there was a shout of laughter, and the pie and the taco were rolling around on the floor laughing."Settle down people, food and trash, and welsome to our schools first jubilee, you were our foundation students, and now your peers are the foundation of our new soccer field...""Oi Jackson, moonwalk away from this!" said Scott, and punched Vinay in the face. "ABRA CADABRA!!" yelled Rory, but Gabrielle Grabbed his wand and snapped it in half. A fight broke out, and when it had finished, Josh Rolled out with a broken windscreen, Scott and Luke with bite marks in them, Zane, Grace and Frankie had big cuts on their faces, all clutching pieces of meerkat, Taylor came out white again, And Gabrielle came out unharmed because she's a workMAN.Back in the auditorium, Rory and Vinay lay unconcious on the floor, towered over by Mr Occonnell."YOU TWO ARE VERY IRRESPONSIBLE, AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!.....And that was the first ever college, be sure to tune in for the 1/2 centenial....written by Josh, Taylor and Scott, but mainly Josh!